---french fries and lemonade don't mix...it will make you sick

---fudge and lemonade don't mix....it will make you sick

---lemonade is best enjoyed by itself

---It's a bad idea to do a hand stand after drinking a slurpie

---pants first, then shoes...i can't stress this enough

---if you are clumsy, wear shoes with soles less than 1 inch thick

---no matter how sturdy a branch looks - it might have termites

---you can become allergic to penicillin without warning

---never hit a hornets nest

---don't attempt to fly like mary poppens

---If you're small/weak/have a low tolerance for pain: avoid mosh pits

---don't jump in a mosh pit with expensive sunglasses on

---don't stick coins in the wall socket- i learned that at age 3

---If you have allergies, don't drink milk

---If you can't speak spanish, don't move to florida

---don't refer to hemp lotion as "marijuana lotion"

---don't fall asleep with a cough drop in your mouth

---do not mix orange,strawberry and banana together

--- weed+yahtzee=water all over the table

---be carefull what you wish for, it may just come true

---if you brush your teeth, dont ingest anything accept water

---karokee+glass table =bad idea (unless you hate the table ^_~   )

---when you know you have to huge poles in your basement,walk! dont run down the stairs

---reading the shinning alone, in the dark, at your cottage will involve throwing the book out the window into the lake ,thus making you have to retreive it the next morning water loged